Blog stats

This blog has received a lot of attention since I posted about my pine nut misadventure back in August last year. Since then I’ve been keeping an eye on my stats just to see what else people are looking at on the site, and what kinds of posts are the most popular.

But the part of the statistic that really fascinates me is the kinds of search terms people use to reach this site. Of course there is a lot of “pine nut bitter taste” and “I love Wii Fit” involved, but some of them are truly bizarre. Here are some of my favourites:
“big cat mothers” – I keep wondering if they were looking for pictures of lion cubs, or is this some downtown jivey street-slang. Get that gun out of my face you big cat mother! Yeah, that could work.

“sweet things taste horrible nausea” – I get this every year just after easter.

“where did hair gel come from” – I’d love to think my blog was that educational.

“everything tastes like battery acid” – I know how this person feels (if it’s the pine nut thing). Such touching desperation in this search.

“christer reeve superman” – Yes, he is the only real Superman. Ahh Christopher.

*long, Superman-related dreamy pause*

Ahem, where were we…

“bad taste in mouth after eating medical” – I hope they were wondering if it’s a medical cause, not that they ate something medical. Kids, you should never eat medical without the advice of your doctor or pharmacist.

“sushi mojo” – was someone specifically searching for my kittens? Did they forget my name? Or… are there other Sushi Mojo combos out there…

“chew your arm off” – I can’t imagine what this person was looking for, or why they ended up here. Fascinating. And a little insulting.

“zoeselina.com” – this is a weird one… wouldn’t you just type this into the address bar?

“how to dust your hair” – I would never have guessed what this was about until my hairdresser recently used a new powder styling product on my hair. Or was this a gangster looking for a hair removal solution?

So there you have it, my top ten favourite ZoeSelina search terms. I don’t really care how people find me and my blog, i just love that they do. Good times everyone.